So, the purpose of this blog is for us to share our experiences and adventures as newly single guys. A little bit about us:
Tom is 19 and living in north Florida. He shares an apartment and works full time. He intermittently attends college, and is majoring in Engineering.
Matt is 18 and works part time as a bagger at Publix. He is a full time college student and lives at home.
A little background. Tom was engaged until relatively recently, and Matt's relationship also ended around the same time.
Adventure number one: Matt and I meet my ex and her friend for some casual frozen yogurt at Mochi. Things are obviously kind of odd and tense for various reasons. They were there probably a grand total of twenty five minutes. I walk them to their car and tell them goodbye and to drive safely. Matt is nowhere to be found, so I call him. He tells me he is back inside, talking to an old friend he ran into. So I go back inside. He introduces me to his friend, whom he apparently went to elementary or middle school with, who also happened to be rather pretty as well. She proceeds to introduce me to the friend she is with, and that's when I realize I already know her. She is someone I went to middle school with. She and I weren't really close friends; Saying hi in the hallway was about the extent of it. So the four of us sat and talked for probably close to forty-five minutes, and then said bye and made our way to Game Stop, where we were meeting several of Matt's friends for the midnight release of Marvel vs Capcom 3. Suzie, whom I had previously met, was there, as well as Jon, who I was familiar with because of his band. There were also two other people I had not met before. So we hung around until the game was released (only one person in our group was actually there to get it...) we decided to go to x mart, which is right down the road. We get there, and two of them don't have their ID (all of us are of age..) so they sit in the car while three of us go in. Mind you, we weren't originally going in for any specific reason; it was just because we could. As we are walking in, Suzie (the lesbian of the group) yells" get me strap on!" we laugh our asses off, and go in. Naturally, it's not long before we find ourselves in front of the dildos and strap ons. There are ones of all shapes and sizes. Sparkly, black, white, glow in the dark. Everything you could possibly imagine. I found myself marveling that we, two straight and one gay man, are standing in front of these. And we laugh our asses off again. So they decide, what the hell, get Suzie a strap on. So they got her a glow in the dark one. As we are walking out of the store, they whip it out of the bag and show her. and she starts laughing like mad. so she puts it on (over her clothes..) and puts her hands on her hips and starts waving and flailing it around and whacking it. We all just died of laughter. And we all went our separate ways (but not before I was given a hug from everyone) and Matt and I headed home.
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